“So my mom read the blog.”
“Oh boy. And? What did she say?”
“Oh, she said plenty.”
“Are you going to tell me?”
“No, but I’ll give you a mental image. Take all the hate mail, sniping commentary, personal attacks, nasty blog posts and hurtful cracks ever written about me on the internet. Picture all that aggregate fury and resentment as one giant floating diaphanous ball. Now take that ball of pleasantries and envision it growing to span around ten football fields. That should give you some idea of what she said.”
“Yikes.”
“Let’s just say Eminem and I may soon have something in common.”
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