David: “So what’s the latest?”
Me: “With what?”
D: “You know, the latest drama with the blog.”
M: “Well, someone submitted the cat’s picture for an internet contest. And my mom is officially speaking to me again. I heard from an old friend in the Navy stationed overseas. Oh, and some guy just wrote in saying he now masturbates to my picture.”
D: “What???”
M: “You heard me.”
Silence.
D: “How about we never mention that again.”
M: “Fine by me. You asked.”
D: “Regretting it now.”