Favorite Email of the day:
“You’re fucking pathetic. You didn’t go to a top 5 law school or even a top 5 college, and you were hardly an associate at a top 10 firm. Shut up and go back to your daddy, I’m sure he’ll dole out enough to keep you comfortably sucking up resources.
Joseph XXXXX
XYZ LLP”
Thank you dear Joseph for putting me in my proper place. Clearly, had I graduated from Thomas M. Cooley School of Law and worked for the Law Office of Trickle & Guttstein in Minowi, Oklahoma, I would now find myself rightfully tied to a tree and my flesh seared off with a blowtorch. As it is, I may be lucky enough to get away with merely having my fingers individually severed by a pair of pliers. All my best, and enjoy an obvious life of frustrated misery - be sure to let me know how that works out for you.