We’ve reached late May; our winter discontent has passed, the temperature has risen (presumably anyway), law schools have emptied, and every luxury summer sublet in Murray Hill has been remarkably snatched from Craigs List, all leading to one simple conclusion: Summer Associate Season is officially open. No other industry in the country dumps such staggering […]
Archive for May, 2005
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
Monday, May 16th, 2005
Boyfriend is off in L.A. on business this week, which means two basic things: 1) I get treated to a daily report about how he’s sitting in a hot tub on the beach with a beer and a tan, or lounging at the king-size catering table on a movie set; and 2) I get to […]
Monday, May 16th, 2005
I’m getting sick again. I can feel it coming on- that scratchy pain that starts deep in your throat and gradually transmutates into a full-fledged racking phlemmy croup. I’ve come down with pretty much every bizarre bug that has passed through the greater tri-state area this winter and spring.
I have this theory that, ever […]
Saturday, May 14th, 2005
Some raging asshole grabbed my ass on the subway ride home last night. As I spun around to unleash an appropriately ballistic tirade of bitchiness, the little invertebrate with a penis jumped out of the car and sped away from the platform. Yet another gem in the scabrous rough of the male species.
You have […]