The other night I decided to hit a law school alumni happy hour. All the law schools hold affairs like these for “young alums” in the city; they typically involve showing up at X or Y Snooty University Club, locating the correct Events Room filled with fresh cut bouquets and portraits of dead white men, [...]
Archive for April, 2005
Saturday, April 16th, 2005
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
So here’s my chance to alienate the vast majority of my female readership. Up until now I’ve lulled and amused you with semi-witty opinions about exes, compulsive urinators, steak offenders, the Polish mafia. But now I will unleash the opinion that has led boatloads of women to cast me out in ignominy, spitting in my [...]